Zoe Zane Biography and Perks
I'm from San Francisco, California. I love the ocean.
My father worked for the airlines. My family moved
when I was eight to Santa Clara, a warmer climate. My mother's health couldn't tolerate the wet climate.
I was raised in fields of fruit orchards and we drove over the mountain to the beach during the summer months. My basic nature... to be free, a liberal creative.
My very conservative, traditional parents had a challenging child on their hands.
AND, they did a good job putting the fear of God in me.
I was a good girl, model attitude, straight A’s.
I was head varsity cheerleader, homecoming queen, and most likely to succeed, top of my class.
When I got married, I was a virgin. My husband got a job a teaching religion in the school system, a Mormon seminary teacher. One week into my marriage, I was in trouble, the Mormon husband told me I was acting like a normal person for sex in one his college textbooks. LOL. I am fucked! I suffered from rejection and not getting sex. What was he??? Damaged sexually or a closet gay? I suspect gay, AND, he was a religious fantastic. I did everything, got naked, walked around the house for an entire week. It did get his attention, BUT it was wham, bam in and out of me and off to his church meetings mama. Way into the marriage (over 10 years), I decided to NOT have sex with him.
After 4 months he finally made
a comment, "I noticed we are not having sex". Dugh.
Sometimes when he fucked me it started to feel good but he finished himself and it was over.
That went on for 17 years before I did something about it. He waited to see me kill myself. Really.
Female masturbation worked for many years on door knobs but it is not like a gud dicking.
I got fed up, cut it off for good, turned to sex then to porn.
April 2007 updated zoblog
Fantasy Story #2:
Where can I meet people for occasional sex? In the neighborhood grocery store(vegetable section), weekend sport's events, movies, and the gym. For me the best places have been the parking lots of grocery stores, the gym and all those weekend games. Right under my husband's sun glasses. All his friends know but he is so out of it. He doesn't have a clue. Maybe when he is watching basketball, I should suck his best buddy's dick behind the couch while he is whooping and hollering. That's just what I did. His friend tried to stop me but I wiggled myself all over his crotch. Yum, he has such a yummy tasting cock. I like the way my mouth makes it get all puffy and stiff. I'm such cock slut. My run around girlfriend, Marie brags about how many guys have squirted on her face. About a 1000 single encounters. What a cum slut, huh. When I watch her suck cock it turns me on, so I jump in. We watched this porn movie about the Bukakke boys. Seventy men jerked off on this girl's face. It made me cum just watching it. Marie shoved a vibrator inside my cunt(what a filthy word) and it made me cum so hard. She wants to take me out to some private party so I can get my face loaded with cum. Bukakke chicks are sperm goddesses!
Fantasy Story #3
There are some college guys right above my girlfriend's apartment making a lot of noise and she couldn't sleep. I told her I could solve the problem quickly. I went up stairs with my boobs hanging out and invited them to our little party. Put on some sexy music and started to dance with my girlfriend. We're so lesbo, it's totally spreading juicy to the bone. She's a dizzy, housewife bimbo with big tits and fried blonde hair, a hair dress. To many bottles of bleach I suspect. The guys just starred with their mouths open. Then we got down to it on the floors. Will tell the rest real soon. E-mail me and tell me what is on your mind you big baller.
On Sunday Kelly, the blonde bimbo and I drove up to SF to the Folsum Street Fair. We just got cock grabbing crazy as we danced in and out of those body packed crowds. Got drunk and pulled a few into the RV. I love the taste of sperm in my girlfriend's mouth mixed with her lipstick.
Fantasy Story #4
There is this night club by a golf coarse called the Blue Pheasant where younger men like to get hit on my older women. So I took my Hispanic girlfriend over there one night. She is tired of her hubby and wants something different. We went in there with our big boobs hanging out and just danced with each other until we caught some roving eyes, We found them. She wiggled her finger at 2 younger men and we went out to the car for some cock inspection. I like watching another women suck dick. Their cocks were below average. She needed bigger so we just sucked them off. Now we are going out tonight together again. We need some big cock to give it good so our older pussies.
Custom video story by a fan.
Dominant Bitch Trashy Smoking Dominatrix
You have come home from work where you have been totally put upon by this lowly male Karl who is your boss. It has been the worst day of your life being subordinate to him or any male when in your private life you are THE DOMINATRIX . In fact, you have a new client tonight! You check your appointment book…oh this is TOO good to be true. IT IS YOUR BOSS KARL!
You plop your things down. You need control as you light up a cigarette. Angrily you puff away but it doesn't seem to help. What you need is a good stiff belt before getting ready. You open the cupboard and find an unopened bottle of Jose Cuervo Gold Tequila. You take out a shot glass and pour yourself a good-sized shot and slam it down. Wow that was strong but maybe just one more before you get ready. Down goes shot number two. Feeling better, you decide to take your shot glass, the bottle and smokes with you.
Before applying your “Bitch Look” makeup, you decide a 3 rd shot of tequila won't hurt and so you down another shot. You light up a cigarette and huskily smoke it with style. Maybe it is the effects of the alcohol, but it emboldens you with your makeup and you liberally apply your rouge and eye makeup. Soon you apply your candy apple red lipstick generously. You are one hot Bitch! Maybe just one more little drinkie before you get dressed. Down goes shot number 4.
Playfully you strip in front of the mirror. Damn girl you shout, you are hot! Completely nude, you admire your beautiful body in front of the mirror. Your hands rub up and down your smooth skin. Soon you are playing with your breasts as you cup them, lift them up and then let them drop. Soon you begin to pull, twist and tweak your sensitive nipples until you have mini-cums. Before long your hands make there way down to your wet temple of love, your pussy. You begin to finger yourself and work your fingers in and out until you have a much larger cum. All worked up, you decide you need a 5 the shot of tequila to regain your composure and another smoke so that you can get back into your dominant role. Down the hatch goes number 5 and than you see your cigarette holder and you decide that will be perfect for tonight as you light up another smoke while using your favorite holder.
Time to get dressed. You select your hottest Dominatrix outfit. Time to make this new client Karl crawl. Oh you love a good smoke! Maybe another shot of your good friend Mr. Tequila and so down the hatch goes number 6. But hey, 7 is your lucky number so why not a 7 the shot and stop there. So down goes shot number and you promise yourself that is your last drink for tonight. So you get all dressed up complete with 6-inch heels.
You light up another smoke using your holder as you strut around the room. You are so fucking hot you will make that worm Karl crawl tonight. Time to check out your equipment when you notice the glass and bottle of tequila. Why not, you are still in control and besides you like the way tequila makes you feel, so sexy, so powerful. And so, you slam down shot #8 and are on your way to getting totally trashed but what the fuck, you know what to do to that ass hole boss Karl. Beat the shit out of him, tease him, and torment him.
Triumphantly you light up another smoke when you notice a little plastic penis. How perfect…this must be the size of Karl's penis, such a little cock. This is Karl's little dickie! You decide to play with it like it belongs to Karl and you practice smokey blowjobs on it as you pretend you are teasing and tormenting Karl. You try to humiliate him as you drink a 9 the shot of tequila and laugh at him, such a pathetic thing. What you need is a real dick and so you stumble and stagger to get your large vibrator. You decide you need a ninth shot of tequila to regain your faculties and so you down shot number 9.
You make it back to the bed and begin screwing yourself with your dildo as you taunt Karl over his inferior penis. Soon you have a mighty cum. Through your drunken haze you remember your appointment with Karl and stagger with bottle and a new smoke in hand. Halfway to the living room you chug down the last of the bottle's contents. Back towards the living room you stagger and fall down drunkenly laughing. Everything is so funny. Your speech is so slurred and you have trouble focusing your eyes but somehow you make it to the living room. Laughingly you finish your smoke when the door bell rings. You stagger, stumble and fall; finally you crawl to the door with empty tequila bottle in tow. You reach for the doorknob when the full force of all that tequila hits you. Your eyes roll back into your head and you pass out with a smile on your face and an empty tequila bottle lovingly clutched in your hand.
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